“We don’t need our mobile phones to breathe.
Computers are not works of art.
The internet is not as beautiful as the beach.
An app will not save your life.”- analog
” i love beer.”-classy lee
“are you an alcoholic?”-classy gf
“no. i don’t go to meetings.lol”-classy lee
i have a new manner to say something is catastrophically awful…
” (insert awful thing here) … is like buying sushi from a gas station.”
they make my boobs look bigger ( and do it without submitting to the victoria secret style “lie” of a padded bra)…lol